No spice in life!

No spice in the life, no mirchi, no ginger,
entertainment jati dikhla ke middle finger,
All methods of enjoyment hue miserably fail,
chahe haro ya jeeto maza deta na koi khel,
apne hi ghar mein yaron, nahin milti apni space,
there's a toilet in the house, by God's grace,
Job, ghar ke kaam, family responsibility,
kahan se layun zindagi, day to day mein nahin milti,
mere dost mere apne sabhi mujhse hain naraaz,
no more am I person, they say that I was,
mujhse time mangte hain, dekho kaise hain ye fool,
teen baar bola tha maine, mujhko hai kubool,
saalon! tum bhi aaye thei, bhala kaise gaye bhool,
sheeshe mein dekhoon to mijhko dikhta thanda pizza,
main most welcome hoon, agar free mein miljaa,
potential apna maine kehte kiya hai waste,
jo potpourri banayi, uska balance karo taste,
mujhko 'main' rehne do, mana main hoon different,
girebaan mein jhanko, hoon main sabhi mein present,
jab tum happy ho, tab tum tum ho,
jab unhappy ho, tab tum gum ho,
tab jo tum ho, wo hai sad singer,
no spice in life, no mirchi, no ginger!!